SLACKER

I... am such a slacker. Not only have I neglected my "online journal" for an entire week, but I have -- once again -- procrastinated myself into a corner with my biology labwork. Are the litterboxes clean and fresh? Nope. Has the carpet been swept anywhere in the house? Nope. Of course, I'm learning about myself in this process.

I have discovered Messies Anonymous. I am, apparently, a Messie. I'm so glad to know there's a name for it, and something other than pure L-A-Z-Y to attribute it to. Anyway, I'm reading The New Messie's Manual, and so far I'm finding it interesting.

Oh, and while I'm reinventing myself this week, I decided to go ahead and work on that tardiness problem I seem to have at work. Only at work, mind you. I found this book when I Googled the term "chronic lateness". Imagine, someone wrote a book about it! And I can blame that little problem on more than just a bad habit, too. Seems I get to let myself off pretty easy, eh?

Oh, in the grand scheme of life I suppose it doesn't really matter. How could it when you have this face to smoosh each day?

You suck, and that's sad!

I found the coolest book to send a friend for Valentine's day... "It's Happy Bunny: Love Bites" by Jim Benton. She is single, like me, and will totally appreciate this book and all that it stands for. Oh, and in my Google search for Happy Bunny products online, I discovered that:


I am the "you suck, and that's sad"
happy bunny. I'm truthful, but can be a bit
brutal.

which happy bunny are you?
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Fun, no?

Why Wendy?

I have become addicted to Project Runway on Bravo. I started watching after about 1/2 the original contestants had been eliminated, and I've hated Wendy ever since. I know bitchy women always manage to get ahead, but she's also a whiner, and her fashion sense is horrid!

Anyway, I'm so disappointed that she made the final cut. Not that Austin deserved it -- that dress was hideous -- but Wendy used feathers, for godssake! Ewwwww.

No cream cheese for you!

So, I go down to our crapeteria today around 10am to buy a bagel and schmear -- I was starving, and that was the earliest opportunity I had to eat. So, I slice and toast my lovely cinnamon-raisin bagel, and there's no cream cheese. It's been put away. I ask the cafeteria lady if I may please have a cream cheese, thank you muchly. She snipes at me, "I put them away -- breakfast is over!" meeee-yow!

I still got my cream cheese, but I think she charged me double for it. Really, people. It's only Tuesday morning, and I got bitched out by the lunch lady. Come. On.

Oy vey.

So, I really didn't know what I was getting myself into, trying to resurrect the idea of having my own website. It's not like I have anything earth-shattering to share with the general public! But I'm going to put myself through the torture of reacquainting myself with XHTML.

Once upon a time I knew the rudimentary elements -- enough to make a few *eh* webpages, mostly with pictures and a few links. And of course, I have no ability with graphics whatsoever, so must rely on the kindness (and talent) of strangers in order to come up with some sort of cohesive look.

Anyway, hopefully this will progress quickly over the next few weeks -- we shall see.

Is this thing on?

I am a blog virgin. I'm just testing to see if this thing works... since I'm linking to another web host. Stay tuned.